"The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned 
with commoner things. It is chief of this world's luxuries, king by the grace of 
God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the 
angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; 
we know it because she repented."
Mark Twain (1835-1910)